a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while showering

• me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
• me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
• me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
• me: i'ma read the back of this.
• me: lather, rinse, repeat?
• me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
• me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
• me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
• me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
• me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
• me: did i already wash my hair?
• me: i think i did but i don't remember.
• me: i'ma do it again.
• me: FUCK I REPEATED.
• me: well played, pantene pro-v.
• me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
• me: i bet it's awkward.
• me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
• me: okay time to get out.
• me:
• me:
• me: where the fuck is my towel.

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